Liverpool without gerrard is like a gin & tonic without gin. Waste of f*cking time. They are now 3rd on my worst teams list. January 27, 2011 admin Gerrard Liverpool devoid of gerrard is like a gin & tonic without having gin. Waste of f*cking time. They are now 3rd on my worst teams record. – by bunkered (Simon Delaney)